Dear 52%:

I have a proposition:

Three years from now, if my life and my surroundings are better off as a direct result of Barack Obama being president and his policies becoming law, I will vote for him in 2012. If not, I will vote for the Republican candidate.

Now please quit chanting "Hope & Change" and "Yes We Can." so loudly into my ear. I need to get busy at work.

-KIE