An “epic” Announcement
Hello, Everyone. This is THE OMNISCIENT VOICE speaking. As you know, I have recently finished the last of my Bionicle Movie Trilogy. This is a bleak moment in the history of my comedies. To the casual observer, it my seem as if I had finally run out of ideas. Any with gas prices what they are today, I may never be able to afford to refill my mental gas tank.
Reader 2: You mean, we’re out of a job!
Reader 1: I thought you were just kidding!
Reader 3: Oh, woe is me!
No! I have much more to offer!
Readers: (Sigh of relief)
Reader 1: Don’t scare us like that!
In fact, I am currently working on two- yes TWO, works of fiction!
Readers: Wow.
The first is a comedy I am working on, “The Mata Nui Online Download”!
Reader 3: What is that about? Downloading MNOLG?
Reader 1: What kind of story is THAT!
No! It is a parody of the Mata Nui Online Game!
Readers: Oh!
Reader 2: Of course!
And the second thing I am writing is: an epic!
Readers:
Reader 1: NO!
Reader 3: Don’t do it!
Reader 2: You know, I was in the epic forum once.
Reader 1: YOU?
Reader 3: What happened? What was it like?
FLASHBACK!
Reader 2: Hello? Hello? Has anyone seen the remote? Where am I? (Reader 2 looks around) I haven’t seen these topics before. “Gate of Destiny”? “Tangled Web”? Hey! This is the epic forum!
BZP Member 1: Good day to thee. How was thy visit hither?
Reader 2: Ack! People speaking Old English!
BZP Member 1: Actually, Old English is Anglo-Saxon. What I was speaking is a very bad impression of Early Modern English.
Reader 2: Ah! English lessons! Run for the hills!
(Reader 2 jumps into a random topic)
BZP member 1: What did I say?
Reader 2: Phew! I’m safe! Now what topic am I (gasp) No! This is not possible!
Reader 2 stares unbelievingly at the topic title, which says in bold letters: The Chronicles of Hara Nui!
Reader 2: This guy stole TOV’s island! I’ll show him! (Reader 2 pulls out a marker and draws a mustache over the avatar of Hrash0. Suddenly, Hrash0 comes online, and his avatar stirs awake)
Hrash0: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!
Reader 2: You stole THE OMNISCIENT VOICE’s island!
Hrash0: I did nothing of the sort! I never even heard of this voice until you came in!
(Hrash0 throws Reader 2 onto the streets of the epic forum)
Reader 2:
BZP Member 2: Hey! What are you doing here, comedy scum!
Reader 2: Huh? What?
BZP Member 3: Let’s get him!
(BZP Members chase Reader 2 with torches and pitchforks)
Reader 2: AH! MOMMY!
END FLASHBACK!
Reader 2: Let’s just say I’m rather infamous over there.
Reader 1: See! That’s why you shouldn’t hang around THOSE people! Their way too serious!
Too late! I’ve already started! “Tale of the Two Stones of Hara”
Reader 3: Hara? You mean you island?
Reader 1: You’re retelling the same story?
Not exactly. It will be very different from the original. It will be more serious, and will be without Harry Potter and-
Reader 1: NO! I liked Harry! Don’t tell me you’re going to kill him off!
Oh, shut up! Speaking of which, my Epic will not have you in it.
Reader 2: WHAT?!
Sorry. You’re too funny for an epic.
Reader 3: Alas! Our funny ways have caught up with us!
Reader 1: hey! Stop the drama! What do you think this is? The Epics forum?
So keep a look out for these two stories, which will be posted on the forums as soon as I’m done with them.
Reader 2: That sounds encouraging.
An Update: I have some bad news. I have somehow lost the two chapters I have wrote for The Mata Nui Offline Download, and I must rewrite them. Hopefull, I can make up for those chapters. We can rebuild them. We have the technology...
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