Hello, Everyone. This is THE OMNISCIENT VOICE speaking. As you know, I have recently finished the last of my Bionicle Movie Trilogy. This is a bleak moment in the history of my comedies. To the casual observer, it my seem as if I had finally run out of ideas. Any with gas prices what they are today, I may never be able to afford to refill my mental gas tank.
Reader 2: You mean, we’re out of a job!
Reader 1: I thought you were just kidding!
Reader 3: Oh, woe is me!
No! I have much more to offer!
Readers: (Sigh of relief)
Reader 1: Don’t scare us like that!
In fact, I am currently working on two- yes TWO, works of fiction!
Readers: Wow.
The first is a comedy I am working on, “The Mata Nui Online Download”!
Reader 3: What is that about? Downloading MNOLG?
Reader 1: What kind of story is THAT!
No! It is a parody of the Mata Nui Online Game!
Readers: Oh!
Reader 2: Of course!
And the second thing I am writing is: an epic!
Readers:
Reader 1: NO!
Reader 3: Don’t do it!
Reader 2: You know, I was in the epic forum once.
Reader 1: YOU?
Reader 3: What happened? What was it like?
FLASHBACK!
END FLASHBACK!
Reader 2: Let’s just say I’m rather infamous over there.
Reader 1: See! That’s why you shouldn’t hang around THOSE people! Their way too serious!
Too late! I’ve already started! “Tale of the Two Stones of Hara”
Reader 3: Hara? You mean you island?
Reader 1: You’re retelling the same story?
Not exactly. It will be very different from the original. It will be more serious, and will be without Harry Potter and-
Reader 1: NO! I liked Harry! Don’t tell me you’re going to kill him off!
Oh, shut up! Speaking of which, my Epic will not have you in it.
Reader 2: WHAT?!
Sorry. You’re too funny for an epic.
Reader 3: Alas! Our funny ways have caught up with us!
Reader 1: hey! Stop the drama! What do you think this is? The Epics forum?
So keep a look out for these two stories, which will be posted on the forums as soon as I’m done with them.
Reader 2: That sounds encouraging.
An Update: I have some bad news. I have somehow lost the two chapters I have wrote for The Mata Nui Offline Download, and I must rewrite them. Hopefull, I can make up for those chapters. We can rebuild them. We have the technology...