That is hilarious! I got several more for you.

1# Some guy tried to rob a bank, and he gave the teller a note saying, "Give me the money. this is a stickup." The thing is, he wrote it on the back of one of his deposit slips, which had his address, phone number made it easy for the police to trace it back to him.

2#A man robbed a bank and while he was waiting for the person to give him the money, he decided to take some of the lollipops that banks give out. While he was driving away, he kept eating the suckers and throwing the wrappers out of the car. Now these wrappers were bright and colorful, so it made it REAl easy for the police to just go straight back to his house.

These are really funny! Here's one:

Three guys break into a mall. The police get there, and catch the leader. They handcuff him to a rail, and go to get the others. When they do, they come back to find the leader had cut the bar (How is a mystery...maybe he was part hacksaw) and had ran. They find out about an hour later he had gone to police station and asked that they remove the handcuff. True story.

Criminals are morons these days.

Heres one that may or may not be true.

One criminal once tried to break his friends out of a police station. The guy hid the bomb in the cake. Problem was, the man didn't know, so he swalloed the rather small bomb. The other man then remotely activated the bomb.

He was suprised when he found that a criminal had recently spawntaneously blown up. Seeing as he had fed the criminal his last meal, the other man also was arrested.

To see another one that probably isn't true, just check out the first page of The Bionicles Try to Run a House.

-Levacius the Guardian

Oh, no, Levacius, all of the jokes in my comedy are based on what the kids in my neighborhood do.

Joke.

Really funny. Any others?

-MT

I saw the last one a while ago. It makes you think.

Makes me kind of nervous. I mean, police are guys that are trained to see people lying, yet they can't even see a 14 year old impersonating one of them.

Wow.

-MT

Actually, I just remembered one that my firend showed me one time. it was in the newspaper.

This guy stole some stuff (I forget from where) and as he is running away on foot. He leaps over a fence and lands in some dog...stuff...He gets it on his shoes, and he keeps running, making tracks appear behind him. He gets in a car, and he speeds off, but he doesn't get more than like 10 feet before the car runs out of gas! Polic then follow the tracks and catch him.

That was more of an unluckiness thing, though.

The world is full of stupid people....

RESSURECTION.

-Toa Levacius Zehvor

WAT IS WITH ALL THIS TOPIC REVIVAL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-MT