FOUND. DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. It's been out awhile.

No collar. Better be a reward.

Call. . . .

I'll make sure to keep my out out for a dirty white ra... I mean dog.

Also, I Google'd a magic trick for a frozen Zune:

Press and hold the back button and the up button. Wait for it, and.... Tada, it's back to life.