Yes, my entry for Short Stories Contest Number Five is a real crowd-pleaser! Just see what its reviewers had to say!

I loved it!

Funny!

I greatly enjoyed this story!

Wonderfully marvelous!

Addicting to read!

I just laughed so hard!

Someone give that a girl a cookie!

And that's taking only some liberties with their words!* Read it today!

* Liberties taken were mainly done so by sticking exclamation points on everything! Really!