Save The House
Welcome to Operation: Save the House. This is where I will be posting chapters from TBTTRAH that were deleted. These are Chapters 240-330.
Chapter 240: The Evil Plan
Chirox: Ok, this sucks. I cannot get a kill!!!
Arlando: Try aiming. It works. I know from personal experience.
Chirox: Shut up. I have a new strategy anyways.
Arlando: What is it? Mash B and cross your fingers for a kill? Very tactical.
Chirox: It is.
Arlando: HOW?
Chirox: Well, see, I throw this grenade, and it blows up. And if someone is close enough, they die.
(One of Chirox's random grenades lands by another player)
Chirox: See? Watch this!
(The player activates a bubble shield just as the grenade explodes)
Arlando: Yeah. Nice kill.
Chirox: Shut up.
Arlando: Forget it. Your hopeless. What's Tahu doing?
Tahu Nuva: I'm over here. Look at this.
Arlando: What? (walks over to the Makuta's computer)
Tahu Nuva: These are the 2009 sets.
Arlando: On some German website? Can you understand what it says?
Computer: LEGO BIONICLE Zesk 8977 voraussichtlicher Erscheinungstermin: April 2009 Artikelnummer des Herstellers: 8977
Tahu Nuva: No. This is some guy named Zesk. That box design is such a rip-off of the Phantoran ones.
Arlando: Yeah. What about the canister sets?
Tahu Nuva: The fire one is named "Malum." I have no clue what the heck he is supposed to be. The only thing I can really tell about him is that he has a Zamor Sphere launcher and he's ugly as Gorast.
Arlando: I really hope for your sake she didn't hear that.
Tahu Nuva: Oh, get real. She's with Makuta and Antroz and the rest of them searching for whatever happened to Brutaka and his "Federation of Pansies."
Arlando: Well, I think you should-
*knock knock*
Tahu Nuva: Perhaps that was a bad thing to say.
Arlando: You bet. Quick, hide!
Tahu Nuva: What?! A Toa-
Door: *BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!*
Tahu Nuva: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Arlando: Oh no. Whatever you are, come out!!!!
Omega Turtle: I, buh, am right here.
Arlando: What?
Omega Turtle: I smell Mr. Coffee.
Arlando: The coffee maker?
Omega Turtle: Yes. I want it.
Arlando: Well, you can't have it.
Omega Turtle: It's turtle time...
Arlando: What the...
Omega Turtle: BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!! (charges at Arlando)
Arlando: Oh no. (pulls out a frying pan and swings it)
*BONG!!!!!!!*
Omega Turtle: Ow...(slides across the kitchen)
Tahu Nuva: Whoa.
Arlando: AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Omega Turtle: I...will...have...Mr. Coffee!!!
Arlando: Mr. Coffee?
Omega Turtle: Look!!! It's the Covenant!!!
Arlando: Huh? (turns around while Omega Turtle grabs another frying pan) Wher-*BBBBOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!!!!!*
Omega Turtle: Hahahahahaha!!!! (throws the pan, which misses Chirox's head by inches)
Tahu Nuva: WHOA!! What the heck?!
Omega Turtle: (pulls out a knife) I must have the Mr. Coffee!!
Arlando: Uh oh...
Tahu Nuva: NO!!!! (launches a fire blast, destroying the "Mr. Coffee")
Omega Turtle: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Arlando: Let's get out of here!!!
Krika: (climbs through the window) Ow...my head. That's the last time I ever try to fly a vehicle.
Tahu Nuva: Wait a minute. How'd he get here?
Arlando: Ok, this is officially becoming the weirdest it ever has.
Tahu Nuva: I am gone.
Arlando: Me too.
(Tahu and Arlando rush out of the apartment)
Chirox: (runs over to the kitchen) What happened?
Omega Turtle: He smash Mr. Coffee!!!
Chirox: What?! WHO?!?!
Omega Turtle: Tahu and big ugly man!!!
Krika: This is terrible!!
Chirox: They shall pay!
Krika: And how are you going to do that?
Chirox: I have no clue. But I will do something! (flies off through the window in the direction of the house..)
Krika: Yeah, that's what worries me.
Along the street outside the apartment...
Makuta: Brutaka?
Brutaka: Ow...yes?
Makuta: What are you doing on the sidewalk?
Brutaka: We tried to attack some Toa, but they pushed us off their car.
Vezon: Yeah. And it hurt.
Antroz: I can tell...
Vamprah: ....
Gorast: Well, you guys are all better now, so you can go off and find Miserex!!
Carapar: (scowls at Gorast)
Gorast: WHAT?!?
Brutaka: Fine. But when I get back, there better be a ham and cheese sandwich waiting.
Makuta: Yes. Fine. Whatever.
Takadox: We're doing this for a HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH?!?!!?
Brutaka: Yeah! Awesome, isn't it!!!
Takadox: Asgdhasfgajfgalf;gjajoafpoadkf!!!!!!
Brutaka: Yeah, I have trouble putting it into words too.
At the house....
Tahu Nuva: Hey, Tahu! Look! It's my new friend, Arlando!!
Arlando: Hey, Tahu.
Tahu: Hey.
Brenmac: What are you guys doing?
Tahu: Um...discussing a new bungee jump place.
Brenmac: Really? Cool.
Tahu: Yes. Wanna try it out?
Brenmac: Uh, well-
Tahu: Of course you do-*SHOVE!!!*
(Brenmac falls out the window)
Brenmac: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*WHAM!!!*
Tahu: Ha ha ha!!!
Brenmac: Argh...
Later...at night...
Tahu: Zzzzzz.....
Chirox: (slips in through the window and pulls out a kitchen knife)
Brenmac: What are you doing?
Chirox: I'm going to kill that fire Toa! He busted my coffee maker!!
Brenmac: Hmm..I can help with that...
Tahu: Zzzz-huh? Wha-? Who's there?
Brenmac: No one, Tahu.
Chirox: And me!!!
Brenmac: Shut up, Chirox.
Tahu: Wha...what time is it?
Chirox: It is time to die, Tahu.
Tahu: Time to....huh?
Chirox: The knife demands sacrifice...listen...
*crickets*
Tahu: It sounds a lot like...crickets.
Arlando: Yeah... now why don't you-
Chirox: The knife demands blood!!
Brenmac: Umm....
Chirox: Die die die die die!!!
Tahu: Oh MY....AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
-MT
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