Quite literally. The last installment of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events has now been released to the general public. So I will now review it--

Without even reading it first!

ANG NID'S REVIEW OF THE END

It's a very unhappy book, for starters. The three Baudelaire orphans are faced with countless troubles, and the author keeps begging you to put the book down, and run away. But of course, you don't listen. However, in the end, the children most likely get rid of Count Olaf in some way. I can't reveal this until I read the book myself. Perhaps he is turned into a tiny elf and does the chores of the Baudelaires for the rest of his life.

So they live.... happily ever after?!?!?

Maybe not.

But take it from the man with a beard but no hair, and the woman with hair but no beard.