SOMETHING SOMETHING FARMER'S WIFE.

SOMETHING SOMETHING CARVING KNIFE.

THREE DEAD MICE THREE DEAD MICE

SEE HOW THEY RUN SEE HOW THEY RUN

FROM THE CAT WITH A GRIN FROM A CAT WITH A GRIN

CRUNCH SPLAT DRIP CRUNCH SPLAT DRIP

THREE DEAD MICE THREE DEAD MICE

Oh wait, thats not how it goes...

I SOMEHOW DOUBT YOU'VE EVER SEEN A SIGHT

AS THREE BLIND MICE

(?)

(again)

COME ON EVERYBODY GRAB YOUR BIKE AND SING ALONG IT EASY F TO THE R TO THE E TO THE E TO THE C TO THE R TO THE E D I T

Well I was shopping for a new car which one's me a cool convertible or an SUV

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack cause now I'm drivin' off the lot in a used sub-compact

F-R-E-E that spells free credit report dot com baby

Saw their ads on my TV, thought about goin but was too lazy

Now instead of lookin fly and rollin phat

My legs are stickin to the vinyl and my momma got scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I though man forget it yo holmes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

F TO THE R TO THE E TO THE E TO THE C TO THE R TO THE E D I T...

OFFER APPLIES WITH ENROLLMENT AND TRIPLE ADVANTAGE.

THEY SAY A MAN SHOULD ALWAYS DRESS FOR THE JOB HE WANTS

SO WHY AM I DRESSED UP LIKE A PIRATE IN THIS RESTAURANT?

IT'S ALL BECAUSE SOME HACKER STOLE MY IDENTITY

NOW I'M IN HERE EVERY EVENING SERVING CHOWDER AND ICED TEA

SHOULDA' GONE TO FREECREDITREOPRT.COM

I COULDA' SEEN THIS COMIN' AT ME LIKE AN ATOM BOMB

THEY MONITOR YOUR CREDIT AND SEND YOU EMAIL ALERTS

SO YOU WON'T END UP SELLIN' FISH TO TOURISTS IN T-SHIRTS

~And the land of the free.

And the home of the--

Partridge in a pear tree-e-e-e!~

Thank you and good night.

©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

IN THE LA-AND OF THE FREEEEEEE

NOW THAT'S COMEDY.

MAYBE I'M CRAZY

MAYBE I'M CRAZY

MAYBE I'M CRAZY

POSSIBLY

rofl!!!!1!1!1!!

EDIT: Exactly :/