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They do need to break up. Then one will just retire, one will try to go solo but fail miserably, and the other will spend the rest of his life as an actor, never writing or singing or being a big star again.

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They do need to break up. Then one will just retire, one will try to go solo but fail miserably, and the other will spend the rest of his life as an actor, never writing or singing or being a big star again.

 

Not really. Judging by how many fans have proclaimed them as "The new Beatles", they'll all have a solo career of some sort.

Lol. Where's the Love? They're not that bad...

Aye, but even the Beetles, when they went solo, lost most of their luster. And if their fanbase splits up 3 ways, then they lose much of their fame, being only 1/3 as good. If their fans flock to two of them, then one vanishes. If they all flock to just one, then two vanish. And solo careers, when started as a group, fail more often than not.

Aye, but even the Beetles, when they went solo, lost most of their luster. And if their fanbase splits up 3 ways, then they lose much of their fame, being only 1/3 as good. If their fans flock to two of them, then one vanishes. If they all flock to just one, then two vanish. And solo careers, when started as a group, fail more often than not.

 

Touche, though it doesn't change there'd be three of them making similar music out there.

Lol. Where's the Love? They're not that bad...

Meh, preference is preference. I can't stand their music though, so I'm not exactly planning to be light.

Would you like 3 of them making similar music for about 2 years before they crash and burn? Or them as a group for the next 5-10 years?

Would you like 3 of them making similar music for about 2 years before they crash and burn? Or them as a group for the next 5-10 years?

Again touche.

Nov. 2009: One of the brothers makes the other two mad, as a result gets exiled and receives a restraining order.

Jan. 2010: The two brothers release a more "progressive" album that fails horribly due to their fanbase being unable to understand the concept that there's more than just 4/4 time signature and that there's more to music than guitar and bass.

Apr. 2010: One of the remaining two brothers undergoes intensive surgery after his hair catches fire during a Pepsi advertisement, because of said procedure he has to dye his skin black.

Sept. 2010: The now black brother is approached by Disney by being black enough to be accepted in the african american communities but too black to be accepted by white american communities, he is then removed from the group and a fan who wins a contest raffle is added to the group, Disney pays for said fan's last name to be changed to Jonas.

Jan. 2011: The fan was actually someone who hated the band and got in it to sabotage them, he helps write an album that before release is hailed as the best album ever. At release, however, it is given a negative score by Pitchfork (of all places)

Feb. 2011: Fans lynch the last remaining actual Jonas brother for releasing something that is intolerable, Indie buffs everywhere accept it as the next In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

Mar. 2011: The "fan" commits ritual suicide to avoid being hailed as the next best thing. He is likened to Kurt Cobain and his home recordings are released as an album. Said album is never listened to until Mar. 2021, it is then hailed as the absolute best album ever.

Later in Mar. 2021 (towards the end, almost April): Zombie Apocalypse.

This is just my guess, after looking at other bands and how their history played out.

Nov. 2009: One of the brothers makes the other two mad, as a result gets exiled and receives a restraining order.

 

Jan. 2010: The two brothers release a more "progressive" album that fails horribly due to their fanbase being unable to understand the concept that there's more than just 4/4 time signature and that there's more to music than guitar and bass.

 

Apr. 2010: One of the remaining two brothers undergoes intensive surgery after his hair catches fire during a Pepsi advertisement, because of said procedure he has to dye his skin black.

 

Sept. 2010: The now black brother is approached by Disney by being black enough to be accepted in the african american communities but too black to be accepted by white american communities, he is then removed from the group and a fan who wins a contest raffle is added to the group, Disney pays for said fan's last name to be changed to Jonas.

 

Jan. 2011: The fan was actually someone who hated the band and got in it to sabotage them, he helps write an album that before release is hailed as the best album ever. At release, however, it is given a negative score by Pitchfork (of all places)

 

Feb. 2011: Fans lynch the last remaining actual Jonas brother for releasing something that is intolerable, Indie buffs everywhere accept it as the next In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

 

Mar. 2011: The "fan" commits ritual suicide to avoid being hailed as the next best thing. He is likened to Kurt Cobain and his home recordings are released as an album. Said album is never listened to until Mar. 2021, it is then hailed as the absolute best album ever.

 

Later in Mar. 2021 (towards the end, almost April): Zombie Apocalypse.

 

This is just my guess, after looking at other bands and how their history played out.

This is the kind of stuff that is the reason I love you.