Wear deodorant and clean clothes

Which means utilizing that washer and dryer! =D

Okay clean clothes I already do, usually, and umm, I can't possibly wear deodorant...

See that is why you still smell

Would you like some of mine, smelly boy? It's strawberry scented =3

Why is your deodorant scented like stra.... Oh right!

... I LIKE SMELLING LIKE A GIRL TOO OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE

See maybe if you use feminine deodorant then maybe Wrack will mistake you for a girl by your scent (since we all know the wild Wrack usually relies on its sense of smell due to being mostly blind from living under scrap gundam parts underground) and then not be able to write a yaoi love triangle story!

Will I have to wear a dress too, because I'm pretty sure that would attract Wrack? =(

No because again, she's usually forced to rely on her sense of smell out here in the daylight, so she won't know it's really you.

BUT YOU MUST BATHE BECAUSE SHE DOES RECOGNIZE YOUR MALIFICENT BODY ODOR AND WILL STRIKE IF SHE DETECTS IT

Fine I will put on the strawberry deodorant and smell like a girl if it will make you happy!

*hands you strawberry deodorant* Don't use too much or she will sense something is wrong!

How much is an adequate amount?

I don't know, perhaps a few swipes? That's what usually works for me...

*uses*

Now what?

*sniffs* Quite good!

Now we wait...

In the meantime, let us make small talk! *hands you voice changer* Just in case she recognizes your voice!

How are you, Girl Who Is Obviously Not Lehatu?

*whispers* Uhhh Aho, won't she notice the voice doesn't match the body!

Um I don't know

It's worth a shot, though. Besides, you forget she is blind! She can hear and smell you but she will believe you are a bona fide girl and leave!

Wrack is blind!?

I mean Wrack is blind, miss Aho?

*facepalm* Not IRL!

But who said we were dealing with the original Wrack? We may be just dealing with a wild Wrack clone! Or did you not notice my one post had parentheses which explained that wild Wracks were blind due to living their lives under subterranean gundam scrap and therefore relied on their other four senses?

Of course they may have evolved some sort of sixth sense to detect gender! But this is very unlikely...

No I did not notice, miss Aho!

Well! Perhaps you should read the entire post before posting! If chances were higher that we would be dealing with the original Wrack or even a Wrack clone that still retained some sort of ocular sense, then I wouldn't have told you to wear the deodorant or use the voice changer! If such were the scenario, we'd be doomed! Yaoi love triangle story would be imminent!

Oh miss Aho you are so wise!

Where did these Wrack clones come from, Miss Aho?

Nobody knows for sure, Lehatu, although it is believed that they are Wrack's first failed attempt at creating an army that would already know her battle plans and combat moves! Perhaps we should retreat to the great library and see if there is anything there...

To the Great Library, Miss Aho!

Wait why are you calling me Miss Aho? o_O

Also not right now because I have to go <_>

Rest well, young Lehatu, for we shall undertake this great adventure tomorrow!

Wait why are you calling me Miss Aho? o_O

*BECAUSE NORMAL LEHATU NEVER CALLS ANYONE MISS ANYTHING, I MUST HIDE MY IDENTITY*

Yes Miss Aho, rest well I shall!