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Facts About Billy Mays

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Billy Mays doesn't have lungs, he has subwoofers.

 

Billy Mays knocked Chuck Norris out by yelling at him.

 

If you order a Billy Burger, it yells at you about another product while you're eating it.

 

-=< :s: >=-

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Sumiki
I like the first one.

 

He needs to start his commercials, "Hi, it's me again!"

 

-CF

No, he needs to start them, "HI, MUTE THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT A MIGRAINE!"

 

-=< :s: >=-

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