I know, it's already April, but I forgot to do this earlier. So here is the MT Report for March.

Why I'm smarter than you think: (Mostly) staying out of the fray on KK's blog in the 2nd Vahki War. After all, why "fight" when you can let other people sympathetic to your cause fight for you? That fad crashed and burned faster than a Covenant Carrier Form.

Why I'm dumber than you think: Thinking that no one would take my April Fool's joke seriously. Even joking about joining the Vahki was apparently a huge mistake.

Brilliant move of the month: Burnmad with his "Bionicle meets Metroid" Mafia. Seriously, what's not to love? If only people would join now....

Boneheaded move of the month: A lady locked herself in a car and called 911 asking them to save her. But there was no need for fire trucks and police cars, the lady was saved by the brilliant suggestion of, "Have you tried hitting the 'unlock' switch?"

Great Successes of March:

The Bionicles Try To Run A Hotel: Less than a week in and it already has 40 posts.

Halo Wars commercials: There's been about a billion of them shown on TV.

The 2nd Vahki War: Did I already mention this?

Epic Fails of March:

Vahki: If at first you don't succeed...do the exact same thing again.

BZP taking the forums down: Couldn't they have left them up long enough for the members to save their stuff?

RPG Contest #13: Is anyone looking at the other entries before voting for their friends?

-MT