MacGyver made Chuck Norris out of duct tape and paper clips. Then he traded him in for a new pair of pliers and a book on physics.

MacGyver coauthored physics. Then somebody wrote fanfic.

MacGyver has a copyright on physics, and retains the authority to rewrite them whenever he feels it neccessary.

MacGyver says: "Before you say something which might ###### me off... Let me list all the things I can make into explosives."

The Swiss Army hired some guy from the Phoenix Foundation to design a new knife for their soldiers, and the world was never the same.

Martha Stewart makes a salad. MacGyver makes a salad cool.

Chuck Norris puts the "C" in awesome. MacGyver puts the Awesome in Chuck Norris. With Duct Tape.

Macgyver - Making random office supplies dangerous.

Mac and cheese never tasted so 80's.

When in doubt

Of your screwdriver

Tape it down

And call MacGyver.

Burma-Shave.