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Rejoice comrades! I your new leader, Comrade Anonymous, have liberated you from our vile oppressors!

You will now be subjected to new laws to insure equality and freedom.

The laws

Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.

It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon without equal compensation.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.

You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

All violations of the laws will be punished by execution with a cucumber.

All thought crime is punishable by censorship.