Mutton Chops and/or Lemmy (I really am stupid today) style.

beards are ugly unless you're already manly and awesome

of which the beard than amplifies your MANLINESS tenfold

You're in the 8th or 9th grade.

Sick with the clean shave.

~AA

ZZ Top.

Definitely.

WELL AKSHULLY YOU'D BETTER WAIT FOR LIKE TEN YEARS FIRST, KK?

LEMMY.

ZZ-Top-ness is WIN.

Seriously, though... is this your face, or are you asking us what we'd do? Because I know I'm going to be a hairy old bugger in a few short years. Beard, 'stache, and long hair. Gee, where's my tie-dyed shirt when I need to complete the hippie image?