Halloween Is:
- The favorite day of the year for the vast and powerful pumpkin industry
- Another great excuse for me to be obnoxious and irrational
- The number one source of hyperactivity in American children
- The only time I can wear a lumberjack hat and not look like a dorkish sort of person
- The day after October 30th
- Usually the only time you see the Grim Reaper on the bus
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