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Yummy Yami


MT Zehvor

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YUMMY YAMI IS YUMMY

 

(Except on Sundays and Holidays. Then he tastes terrible)

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-MT

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Roflwaffles. That is win.

 

I am never going to forget this.

 

(and the fact that you said "Sonu FTW" XD)

 

Edit: And I see I'm on the Block now. Yayz!

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I know how to kill him. First, you grab a Mesonak. Then, you strap your Mesonak down onto a table. Then, cut open the Mesonak like a fish, and take out the spinal cord. At this point, you can let your Mesonak go.

 

Then, take your Mesonak Spinal Cord, and go find a Yami. Take your Mesonak Spinal Cord and throw it over his head like a stick to go fetch. Next thing you know, hundreds of creatures will be drawn to the properties of the spinal cord being throw.

 

Your Yami will be trampled, and his shell will be cracked open. Now, you can eat yourself a good old fashioned delicios Yami. Recipes include:

 

Yami on a Stick

Yami Asada

Fried Yami

Yami Sandwich

Yami-Malum on a Vorox with Skrall Brains on the Side

 

To catch a good old Munchy Malum for the second, you must find a Malum and kill it. Not to hard. Then, cut him open, and empty him out. From there you can pour in your fried Yami, and season in with your favorite herbs (I suggest Basil for these). Spices go great too, so put a number in (add cinamon and it gets REALLY sweet).

 

Next, after adding it all into the Malum, stir it, add the Malum spleen and liver back, in, and cook. The liver will rise up, putting it all into a stretched bag. This is your mixture to poor on a Vorox two hours after its death. Run a stick through, and put it over one of Sonus White Campfires and let it cook.

 

To complete the dish, go find Roxtus, and kill five Skrall. Take the brains in a bag, and then, if your meal has been sitting for under three hours, put the brains on a grill. Take the Vorox, put it on a silver platter, and put the Skrall Brains around the edges.

 

This meal has these nutritional facts for your daily servings of food.

 

Protein- 100%

Calcium- 0% (Drinking with milk is good)

Fat- 1% (Very healthy for you)

 

Adding aditional things like orange juice to the mixture inside the Malum while being stirred gives sugar, vitamin c, and anything else you add. I always add Carnation Instant Breatfast. The chocolate kind.

 

Makes the whole meal taste like chocolate. And healthier.

 

-Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

 

 

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