Has anyone tried to Google their name?

I tried. I always found it amusing when new search results show more mentions of my name online. It's a real reminder of how the Internet has really connected everyone together.

Like, how I dug up an online letter my sister sent to the animal and food safety people of the government, because we had pet chickens and Indonesia had bird flu, so the government officers came by and took them all away. It was even funnier to see that a doctor (most likely by degree, not by practice) took a 10-year-old's letter so seriously that he added fuel to the flame, stoking that the government should not have taken away family pets because of its fear of infection.

The chickens came back, by the way. But they aren't here anymore. That's another story for another day.

And, like, how I Googled names of my boyfriend's ex (Let's not be touchy and wrap this up quickly), to find out that many complications occurred to a strong friendship between her and another girl, resulting in much pain for the latter. I felt tempted to console this other girl and let her know that matters have come to pass.

So, imagine my surprise when I saw the words '... hate (<dd>'s real name)...I don't even want to see her...'

I went 'HUH?!' and had a look.

Turned out that a secondary (middle) school had a principal with the same name as me.

What a heart attack!

-<dd>