...Yeah. Grandfather passed away about a month ago, left us about 5-or-so acres of overgrown land out of the original 10 *left the other 5 to my uncle*, and got the house. We had to rent a dumpster to haul stuff away from the house. TWO AND A HALF TONS OF STUFF.

TWO.

AND A HALF.

TONS.

...Lots of stuff, yeah. And guess who was hauling the mattresses, the boxsprings, the junk clothing, and all the other heavy stuff?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, that's right. You're lookin' at 'im.

...I fraking hate manual labor. But hey, at least I'm getting paid in guitar parts and Corpolese's turkey hoagies... They're the awesomest hoagies AROUND. >>;