It's TOM'S BLOG NINETY EEEEEEEIGHT.

THRILL! as the PayPal account finally updates with the money I need to PAY FOR PREMIEEEEEER.

CHILL! as I attempt to daily-ish-ly update this blog with INTERESTING INFORMATIOOOOOON.

RECOIL IN HORROR! as I put in some witty content blocks AND THEN? You'll just have to BE THEEEERE. To FIND OOOOOUT.

Admission is still just seven dollars! Kids and old people NOT ALLOOOOWED without a bucket of fried chicken FOR MEEEEEE.

STICK AROUND! AFTER THE SHOW! FOR A FREEEE! PERFORMANCE! BY LIMOZEEEEEN!