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The following is an IM conversation between my friend Josh and I:
(11:47:02 PM) Josh: GET THAT AWAY FROM ME
(11:47:17 PM) Josh: I DON'T LIKE BATTLESHIP!
(11:47:26 PM) Me: KNIGHT TO B3!
(11:47:48 PM) Josh: DARN IT JOE THAT WAS MY LAST TRAP CARD
(11:48:03 PM) Me: BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!1!
(11:48:24 PM) Josh: MY LEVEL FOUR GODZILLA USES DECAPITATE
(11:48:50 PM) Me: HAHA! MY DIGIMANZ HAVE A NATURAL IMMUNITY TO DECAPITATION ATTACKS! HAHAHA
(11:49:11 PM) Josh: NO1! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!
(11:49:18 PM) Me: YES2@@@@@@@@@@
(11:49:27 PM) Josh: THEN I PLACE A FACEDOWN AND END MY TURN
(11:49:37 PM) Me: MY TURN!
(11:49:38 PM) Me: DRAW!
(11:49:45 PM) Josh: *DRAWS A LLAMA*
(11:49:47 PM) Me: *DRAWS A PICTURE OF SQUIRTLE*
(11:49:53 PM) Josh: LOL
(11:49:55 PM) Me: I'M SUPER EFFECTIVE!
(11:49:59 PM) Josh: NOOOOOOOOO
(11:50:26 PM) Josh: IT HIT MY WEAK SPOT FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE! !!!
(11:50:42 PM) Me: FATALITY!
(11:50:52 PM) Josh: BUT WAIT
(11:50:58 PM) Josh: MY FACEDOWN!!!
(11:51:04 PM) Josh: FLIPS OVER
(11:51:05 PM) Me: OH NOES!
(11:51:07 PM) Me: =O
(11:51:13 PM) Me: IS THAT?!
(11:51:17 PM) Me: MIRROR FARCE?!
(11:51:20 PM) Josh: YES
(11:51:24 PM) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(11:51:30 PM) Josh: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(11:51:30 PM) Me: I ACTIVATE A CARD FROM MY HAND!
(11:51:39 PM) Me: COLORLESS ENERGY!
(11:51:52 PM) Me: IT ALLOWS MY PIDGY TO USE GUST!
(11:52:06 PM) Me: HAHA!
(11:52:16 PM) Me: IT APPEARS YOUR MIRROR FARCE HAS BEEN "BLOWN" AWAY
(11:52:31 PM) Josh: SNES CARD = BLOWN
(11:52:36 PM) Me: YAY!
(11:52:40 PM) Me: DUCK HUNT WORKS AGAIN!
(11:52:45 PM) Josh: YAY
(11:52:48 PM) Josh: O NOES
(11:52:52 PM) Josh: I SHOT THE DOG
(11:52:53 PM) Me: NOT THE DOG!1!
(11:52:57 PM) Josh: YES!
(11:53:00 PM) Me: wOOO
(11:53:11 PM) Josh: WAIT
(11:53:18 PM) Me: *WAITS*
(11:53:23 PM) Josh: HE'S TWITCHING
(11:53:26 PM) Josh: O WAIT
(11:53:27 PM) Me: =O
(11:53:30 PM) Josh: THAT WAS A RABBIT
(11:53:33 PM) Me: =O
(11:53:39 PM) Me: GIVE IT A NOOGIE!
(11:53:43 PM) Josh: I'M SORRT
(11:53:46 PM) Josh: OF MAD
(11:53:51 PM) Josh: AT THIS HAT!
(11:53:57 PM) Josh: WE DID ALL WE COULD!!
(11:54:06 PM) Me: THE SORTING HAT!
(11:54:12 PM) Me: MY GREATEST WEAKNESS!
(11:54:23 PM) Me: *DANCES A MERRY JIG*
(11:54:25 PM) Josh: I KNEW IT!
(11:54:37 PM) Me: THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS
(11:54:42 PM) Josh: *SORTS YOUR UNO CARDS BY COLOR ALPHABETICALLY*
(11:54:47 PM) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(11:55:00 PM) Me: THEY NEED TO BE NUMERICALLY ORDERED BY SQUARE ROOTS
(11:55:21 PM) Josh: SORTING HAT DOES NOT KNOW SQUARE ROOTS!
(11:55:27 PM) Josh: *IMPLODES*
(11:55:31 PM) Me: WHERE IS THE SQUARING HAT?!
(11:55:44 PM) Josh: NEXT TO THE CUBING HAT
(11:55:48 PM) Me: =O
(11:55:50 PM) Josh: BY THE DICING HAT
(11:55:54 PM) Me: =O
(11:56:01 PM) Me: I LOVE DICE!
(11:56:04 PM) Josh: AND THE SLAP CHOPPING HAT
(11:56:05 PM) Me: SPECIALLY WHEN FUZZY
(11:56:12 PM) Josh: O
(11:56:12 PM) Me: VINCEVINCEVINCE
(11:56:14 PM) Josh: THEY ARE
(11:56:20 PM) Me: VINCEVINCEVINCE
(11:56:31 PM) Josh: I USE
(11:56:35 PM) Josh: FINGER TATTOO
(11:56:35 PM) Me: *BUMPS AFF O JRIDGE*
(11:56:46 PM) Josh: *FINGER MUSTACE TATTOO
(11:56:57 PM) Josh: *MOUSTACHE
(11:56:59 PM) Me: *REWINDS*
(11:57:05 PM) Me: LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN
(11:57:08 PM) Me: IN SLOW MOTION
(11:57:11 PM) Josh: THERE YOU GO
(11:57:18 PM) Josh: ONE FRAME PER LIFETIME
(11:57:28 PM) Josh: NOW THATS SLOW MOTION
(11:57:38 PM) Me: INB4THEGAME
(11:57:42 PM) Josh: THEGAME
(11:57:47 PM) Me: WOOTNESS!
(11:57:54 PM) Josh: O I C
(11:57:59 PM) Josh: WUT YOU DID THAT
(11:58:03 PM) Josh: *THAR
(11:58:06 PM) Josh: *BAR
(11:58:07 PM) Me: HAIR
(11:58:09 PM) Me: FLAIR
(11:58:10 PM) Josh: *BAER
(11:58:12 PM) Me: FLARE
(11:58:16 PM) Josh: *NARE
(11:58:20 PM) Me: CANADAINA
(11:58:20 PM) Josh: *TARE
(11:58:33 PM) Me: YEP
(11:58:34 PM) Josh: *MISSISSIPPI
(11:58:37 PM) Me: YEP
(11:58:40 PM) Me: YEP
(11:58:41 PM) Josh: IA
(11:58:43 PM) Me: YEP
(11:58:45 PM) Me: YEP
(11:58:49 PM) Me: 
(11:58:56 PM) Me: fLAP jACKS
(11:59:14 PM) Josh: *ROCKS*
If you read through all that, you deserve this delicious looking treat.
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