what. the. fat.

~EW~

But has it had a heart attack?

...not that I'm aware of. He's pretty inactive, so I'm not sure how he could get one.

He should go on a diet. Or get exersise.

The problem with him is he IS on a diet, yet he still goes down the road and eats the food for other cats. We've tried reasoning with the owner of the other cats but she's too much of a cat lover so she doesn't do anything about it, thinks our cat is adorable. Ha.

As for excersise...he's a cat. Stubborn cat. No go. Although what he gets up to at night is anyone's guess.

So basically he's a greedy lil' bugger.

My cat is fat; She weighed the equivalent of two-and-a-half cats a few years ago. Apparently she's now the weight on one-and-a-quarter cats.

My cat at the moment has 40% more weight than he should do. Just saying.

There's a cat that lives near my grandparents, and it's like three or four cats big. It still walks around though!

And my friend's uncle has a cat that's really fat too, but it wrestles with their dog.

More like best poem ever.