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I am spending perfectly good money on industrial-strength solvents. Which will be poured into a lopsided pattern of holes bored into the top of my skull with a corkscrew.

 

I could've used said money for TridenT Warborn parts.

 

Thank you Meyer.

 

The above line was a lie.

 

Not thank you. Not even slightly thank you.

 

May you suffer from the cacophony of a thousand and six ten-year-olds whose single purpose in this life is to mangle the sound of an alley cat beyond all standards of tolerability.

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Yes.

 

I'm curled in a foetal position right now.

 

Excuse any typos. I'm poking at the keyboard with one hand.

 

E: fixerered, I think.

 

E2: apparently good news, my brain backup from before reading it seems to be in good enough condition to attempt an overwrite.

 

E3(teehee.png): whoops, missed one.

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Why?

 

~Bunda

It's just one of those things.

 

I am now frigging immune to anything the internet can throw at me.

 

This is the only thing twilight is good for other than firewood and/or toilet paper.

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Why?

 

~Bunda

It's just one of those things.

 

I am now frigging immune to anything the internet can throw at me.

 

This is the only thing twilight is good for other than firewood and/or toilet paper.

I built this carpy bungie chord and plastic pot catapult and flung Breaking Dawn out of it. Hardcover, cuz paperback doesnt have as much support and sends annoying pages everywhere.

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Why?

 

~Bunda

It's just one of those things.

 

I am now frigging immune to anything the internet can throw at me.

 

This is the only thing twilight is good for other than firewood and/or toilet paper.

Also torture. And permanent vomit inducer

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I think we can declare Cags legally insane for voluntarily reading this insult to nature, all that is decent, and a good chunk of that which is INdecent.
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I think we can declare Cags legally insane for voluntarily reading this insult to nature, all that is decent, and a good chunk of that which is INdecent.

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Hmph. Won't get rid of me that easily.

 

Also a collection of epic/awesome images and stuff + Thrawn trilogy seems to counteract the mind-violating well enough that I've called off the Brain Bleach. You Mileage May Vary, but it's probably worth a try if you're one of those people nigh-irrevocably scarred by the abomination. Or even if you aren't. Thrawn trilogy is are good books.

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Ummm actually he's not insane. I mean we all bash it, but we don't know anything about it. Now Cags can completely bash it with full force.

 

My IRL friend who is insanely smart read it (the second one too), just because he had the time to do so. I mean it's like cannot unsee. Curiosity keeps pushing us even though we know we do not want it.

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Ummm actually he's not insane. I mean we all bash it, but we don't know anything about it. Now Cags can completely bash it with full force.

 

My IRL friend who is insanely smart read it (the second one too), just because he had the time to do so. I mean it's like cannot unsee. Curiosity keeps pushing us even though we know we do not want it.

I was actually insane for a while last night(considerably more so than usual, that is). You're severely underestimating just how horrible those books are.

 

There's just something off about them. They're like non-Euclidean literature, except not even slightly cool. Reading them will give you this niggling doubt in the back of your head that tells you these are not to be read by mortals, with their puny unshielded minds.

 

I have learned to listen to these niggling doubts.

 

@Merx: Nope. Library. Sort of.

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