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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Did you ever get zapped in the heart with an intromegamuluffler psychogeneratorotransmaguff laser so your head got all blank and you kept falling over and your best friends were stick men with big, puffy hair and the universe unexplainably exploded and you stopped watching where you were going and accidentally knocked down a bunch'a walls and you got kidnapped by aliens riding in a big, yellow submarine and then all your hair turned green and your fingers fell off and your toes turned purple and you didn't have any legs and you became obsessed with pink golf balls so you fell down dead?

 

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Me neither.

 

 

Turakii

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Whoa, you nailed it! That's exactly what happened to me earlier today... No, wait. My toes turned turquoise. :mellow: I'm sorry, that has never happend to me...

 

That run-on sentence burns...

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"There should be like, a law against people with the same avatars posting in a row."

 

That was either Exo or Dr. B... probably Exo. :P

 

EDIT: I totally just checked your topic revival index. You're awesome, Turakii! :D

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Well, let me tell you, there was a second cousin of my aunt's best friend's brother's niece's cousin, and he got hit by a supercomflagilatorithonafraido, and well, he got white teeth, tan skin, pink lips, and brown hair!! He looked, wait for it, JUST LIKE HE DID BEFORE!! But then his teeth turned yellow, his skin turned white, his lips turned red, and his hair turned green. Now he goes around as this goof called "The Joker," and talks about some nonsense about being a criminal who fights some guy I've never heard of before, "Batman." Funny, huh? I'm not sure how much of that story is true, after all, it did come from my aunt's best friend's brother's niece's cousin, so, yeah.

 

~Phyre

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