Those were the words I said to a guy and his girlfriend yesterday.

After I said them, silence.

More silence, followed by his girlfriend, "I think we got it at that WalMart right there..."

"Oh okay, thanks."

Him: "...Oh! I thought you were making fun of me! No, uh, yeah, WalMart... Right there... Yeah."

Fedoras: Capable of causing awkwardness, and now available at WalMart.