There was a bomb threat at my school today.

The whole high school had to walk to the middle school and chill out in the cafeteria and gymnasium while the high school was searched.

Later that day I overheard this conversation in another classroom:

Teacher: What shape is this?

Student: Circle!

Teacher: It's not a circle, it's a trapezoid.

Seriously, how do you get those confused?

|-|\/|