Official Carp Topic BZPower Entry posted by Lluvio February 1, 2010 1,599 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 All carp-related discussion will take place here.
Catra Posted October 19, 2009 Candlejack tried to kidnap a carp because the carp said h Also, magic carpet Quote Link to comment
THE BENELUX TORTOISE Posted October 20, 2009 Why is there no HUGECARP.jpg up yet? Quote Link to comment
Sumiki Posted October 20, 2009 I tried to do nothing with a carp for experimentation's sake. It worked. I now possess a strange feeling that I'M DOING IT WRONG. Just a hunch. That's all. -lluv Quote Link to comment
Ghostie Posted October 21, 2009 I tried to kill a vampire with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It totally freaking worked. Screw wooden stakes and garlic! Grab a carp! GRAB A CARP. Quote Link to comment
Xaeraz Posted October 23, 2009 I tried to breed a pihranamoose with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It Didn't work. all I got were dead carp. Quote Link to comment
Kakaru Posted October 23, 2009 I tried to put a carp in my ear, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. I recommend the Babelfish. Quote Link to comment
Lluvio Posted October 24, 2009 I tried to put a carp in my ear, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. I recommend the Babelfish. All I heard when I tried the carp was "Blub blub blub." Quote Link to comment
THE BENELUX TORTOISE Posted October 25, 2009 Oh, the sweet words you whisper into my ear. Let us elope, my darling. Quote Link to comment
Catra Posted October 25, 2009 Oh, the sweet words you whisper into my ear. Let us elope, my darling. You cantelope but oh honeydew! Quote Link to comment
kongutohunga Posted October 29, 2009 Oh, the sweet words you whisper into my ear. Let us elope, my darling. You cantelope but oh honeydew! I tried to elope with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. Quote Link to comment
Arpy Posted October 29, 2009 I tried to create a nuclear bomb by splitting a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. Quote Link to comment
Lluvio Posted October 29, 2009 I tried to bump a carp, for great justice's sake. It did not work. You all see this again, though, don't you? Quote Link to comment
kongutohunga Posted October 29, 2009 I tried to bump a carp, for great justice's sake. It did not work. You all see this again, though, don't you? see what, candeja Quote Link to comment
Lluvio Posted October 29, 2009 I tried to bump a carp, for great justice's sake. It did not work. You all see this again, though, don't you? see what, candeja Something tells me you're doing it wrong, it's spelled Candlejack, not ca Quote Link to comment
kongutohunga Posted October 30, 2009 I tried to bump a carp, for great justice's sake. It did not work. You all see this again, though, don't you? see what, candeja Something tells me you're doing it wrong, it's spelled Candlejack, not ca I tried to say Candlejack without getting stolen, for experimentation's sake. IT TOTALLY WOR Quote Link to comment
Laka Posted October 30, 2009 I tried to WOR a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. -Laka Quote Link to comment
Arpy Posted October 30, 2009 I tried to unzip a carp with WinZip for experimentation's sake. It did not work. Quote Link to comment
Lluvio Posted October 30, 2009 I tried to zip two carp together, for experimentation's sake. It didn't work. I'm pretty sure this qualifies as animal cruelty. Quote Link to comment
E(rik) Posted November 1, 2009 I tried to fuse the Rake, The Slender Man and a carp together for experimentations's sake. It did not work. Now I have this weird, giant tan-skinned carp with tenacles for fins that tried to eat my soul. Quote Link to comment
THE BENELUX TORTOISE Posted November 3, 2009 I tried to breed a carp superior to current species, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. How do you make it grow a beard to match its moustache? Quote Link to comment
Kakaru Posted November 5, 2009 I tried to bean a man with a carp, for saying something about vampires being sparkly, clear hypocrisy. Results are varied. On one hand, he shut up, but on the other hand, he sic'd legions of fangirls on me. More on the situation as it develops. Quote Link to comment
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