Hey everyone,

So by now anyone who cares knows that I am "back." I use quotes because back is a very slippery term. With so many things to do in this world, BZP can only ever be one of them, and I must offer a disclaimer that I can never guarantee my presence over any period of time (void where prohibited).

With that legal mumbo jumbo out of the way, I will proceed to the simple statement that was the inspiration for this entry: check out Cathexis's signature. It is great. You will both chuckle and remember an amazing historical figure.

Why do I not simply quote it here? Because, then you wouldn't have to do any work.