THEN YOU NEED X-CHROMOSOAP

SIMPLY WASH YOUR FACE ONCE A DAY

THE SOAP'S PATENTED FORMULA WILL TURN YOUR FACE INTO A BUSHY HAVEN

NOTHING WILL STAND IN YOUR WAY

IT EAT'S RAZORS ALIVE

EATS 'EM ALIVE

EVEN FIRE CAN'T STOP IT

WATCH AS WE DIP THIS BEARD IN HYDROCHLORIC ACID

THE SKIN MELTS AWAY, BUT THE BEARD STAYS ON

AND, ABSOLUTELY FREE WE'LL INCLUDE OUR MUSTACHE WAXER

COMMAND A FEARSOME MUSTACHE THAT'LL EARN YOU RAISES AT WORK

CALL NOW