And once again it's time for the MT REPORT!!!! Reporting on all things win, fail, and in between during the month of October 2009. Read on.

We begin with the ever popular Win and Fail list. Outside of Mesonak, no one wants to get on the second. So here's who was lucky enough to do something cool enough that it got them into the win list. And those who weren't so lucky.

The WIN list

Invictus(aka Mangekyou Itachi): Most of these can be found on the montage listed below, but also being part of the two who started the whole change the name and kick fad. One thing that wasn't cool, changing his name to reflect the little known video game, "Invictus." And you thought no one would catch onto that.

Tmoag: Well, at least he tried to come up with a system dealing with the vehicles noobs in Halo. Also he had an epic ownage of QQQQ that I can't seem to find right now. Darn.

Yami: Well, besides making the internet really slow and all that, the manatee rolling around in a hamster ball manged to get through the month after only being eaten twice. And yes, the evil ruler of darkness still hasn't found any work besides making BZP and some other sites lag like heck, but we're getting there.

Yami: Still yummy after all these years.

Mesonak: (Finally he gets on?) He gets on this list for two reasons: Akaku kicked him off the failboat, and he helped me come through with the biggest prank I've ever pulled on BZP. (actually, it probably wasn't, but still)

And now it's time for...

The FAIL List

Seneca: Ok, they started out as really popular, but what the heck happened to them? The only two members I've seen in 2 months are Akaku and Inferna, and Toa teams aren't compromised of two people. (maybe Yami lagged the other 6 out)

Oni: CHEATING AT HALO IS NOT COOL. Especially when you claim it was an accident every time. I don't think I've ever seen Tmoag kick someone from a Halo game so fast.

Truck Drivers: I know after years of driving you get desensitized to other people, but this is way too far. A handicapped person got the handlebars of his wheel chair stuck in an 18 wheeler's front grating(I have no clue how that happened), but apparently the trucker didn't notice, got in his truck, and drove down a highway 4 miles at 50 MPH before he was stopped by police officers. Thankfully the wheel chair had a seatbelt so the old man didn't die.

PSP Go: Yay, Sony came out with a new PSP. Great things were expected...but not received. Sony made none of the changes their fans wanted(*AHEM*no second analog stick) and raised the price a hundred bucks. Why don't we all just roll over and play dead for the recession before it gets any more pathetic?

McDonalds: (Yeah, we're only supposed to have 4, but whatever) Seriously, what did they do to tick off the other fast food companies? Burger King, Hardees(Carl Jr. for all you people on the West Coast) and Krystal all took big shots at the fast food giant this month. Maybe some of their(the other restaurant's) employees went to McDonalds and got their hearts turned into a grease ball or something.

And now that the lists are done, we can move to some more fun stuff. Like...

Win Music of the Month: Halo 3: ODST, "Skyline"

Fail Picture of the Month: Clicky

Quote of the Month:

Self-sabotage is the smartest thing you can do if you're sabotaging a self that is not really you.

Person who I really wouldn't want to be: Whoever won the Mrs. Kentucky award(forget the name, but then again I don't usually pay much attention to those things). According to her, the reason children in the US are so unaware of what's going on in the middle east is because of a lack of world maps. Thanks for the tip, I'll keep that in mind when I walk through my school and see at least 3 dozen maps of the world in teacher's rooms.

What to Watch For:

November 11: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 arrives. (The reason I continue to live[not really though])

November 28: Thanksgiving is here! About time too. We have to wait freaking 28 days of November for it to get here.

And that's pretty much it. Not many things happening in November, so I'll sit here and be bored until it's time to do another report.

But, before we go, you need to see something special to my heart. It's a full length montage of times where I changed my name and got someone to kick me from a chatroom. Enjoy.

Kick Montage

-MT