POWER RUNNING POWER LIFTING POWER SLEEPING POWER DATING POWER LAUGHING POWER EATING POWER SPAWNING BABIES

YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES

FOUR HUNDRED BABIES

...which brings us back to where we started

400 BABIES!

 

THEY'LL GET DEPORTED BACK TO KENYA!!

SNAKE EYES!

ITS LIKE ADDING CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM!!

YOU'LL BE SO FAST MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN and you'll be like HASHES YOU AND KICK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS

I'm missing something.

 

~Bunda

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL SO ENERGETIC? TRY POWERTHIRST, ENERGY DRINKS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY.

POWERTHRIST NOW COMES IN MANANA, FIZZPITCH, AND GUN!!

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT STRAWBERRY? WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY?

MADE WITH LIGHTNING

REAL LIGHTNING

...I could go on for days quoting it. Bunda, Google is your best friend.

WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BLOW YOUR MINDS

POWERTHRIST NOW COMES IN WOMEN!!

WITH PREPOSTEROUS LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE!!

PREPOSTERONE!!