BOREDOM DIAGNOSED AS AN ALLERGY!

 

That's right, throughout history, almost everyone has been inflicted with what scientists described as an "Oxygen allergy", now we know patience, isn't a virtue, it's an immunity, we sat down with John Doe Ekaf, founder of Ekaf laboratories, who made this staggering discovery!

 

Us: So how did you uncover this amazing discovery?

 

J.D.E.: well we were working on a new kind of inhaler, when we found that adding a certain chemical compound prevented boredom in our Test monkeys, they were capable of just sitting around for Hours, After further testing, we've proven it's an allergy!

 

Us: How soon do you think these inhalers will hit the market?

 

J.D.E.: Unfortunately the chemical compound can be lethal if overused; we are currently working on a vaccine that will prevent boredom for life.

 

Us: When do you expect this vaccine to be available to the public?

 

J.D.E.: Possibly as early as 2008, we'll have to see how the testing goes.

 

Us: Are there any closing words you'd like to say for this interview?

 

J.D.E.: use up that boredom while you still have it!

 

 

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How exciting! It's going to be a boring wait though

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