I was just dinking around through some of my old electronic story idea notes when I came upon this gag. The story it was supposed to go in isn't really that good, but I still thought this gag was funny, so why not post it here and get a few cheep laughs?

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That was a rhetorical question. Read below...

"Okay, I'm trying to date this girl, but she's a secret CIA agent, and I told her that I'm also an undercover agent. But I haven't quite worked out the details yet. That's where I need your help."

"I guess we need to figure out who you're affiliated with. You probably wouldn't be with the US, or her superiors will figure out that you're a fraud."

"How about if I'm Canadian?"

"Canada doesn't have any special forces."

"I could be British." *ahem* "I'll have a martini; shaken, not stirred."

"No, you're not James Bond."

"Brazil? My Spanish isn't that bad."

"They speak Portuguese, so no."

"Russia?"

"You're not Russian."

"Japan?"

"You're not Japanese."

"Saudi Arabia?"

"Probably not a good idea."

"Australia?"

"Wait, that could work. Okay, so first you're going to need to adapt an Australian accent, and you're going to need a strong affiliation with Koalas."

"... No."

"Just go with private practice, then."