In school we had this really irritating assembly. Apparently the teachers would go head to head in a little competion in specific areas. But all the teachers cheated by using calculators in maths, giving the students doing art pens that don't work and the student doing music a badly out of tune guitar. None of the students won. And apparently the moral was not that teachers are cheaters (anagram! ) but that we all need to bring good equipment with us to school.

Lousy teachers...