I have a few questions:

- What about when it burns out?

- Wouldn't you have to hold it at your mouth the whole time to keep it extended?

- What if I wanted a green lightsaber?

- What if I want a six-foot blade?

- What about the epic humming?

- Wouldn't I just look like a moron?

- Should I try this at home?

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

1. Oh well.

2. What? You must be thinking of those party whistles. A Chinese yo-yo is a roll of colored paper on a stick, extended by flicking your wrist.

3. Get some GITD green paint.

4. Set a huge Chinese yo-yo on fire! 8D

5. You can hum it yourself.

6. Yes. That's the point.

7. Yes, if you fancy starting an inferno.

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This idea is so insane it's brilliant