Intro

I'm writing this Thursday night and will be posting it early Friday morning. It's going to be short, sweet, and to the point.

Updates

Not much has happened this week. As some have pointed out, even our front page has been rather devoid of news relating specifically to Bionicle. I guess this is just the lull before the 2010 storm.

If you haven't already, make you go fill out LEGO's survey - they want to hear from you!

Mailbag

THE MAILBAG TO END ALL MAILBAGS

 

Act I

 

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*Distant thunder strikes*

 

Sit down, please...

 

*Interigation light turns on*

 

...So we begin.

 

1. What is the biggest "Mailbag" you have gotten?

2. When was it?

3. On the night of the 32nd of November 1856, what were you doing?

4. How 'bout the night after?

5. Then the night after that?

6. Recent news speculation claims that you are a playing card (6 of spades). Can you please confirm or deny this?

7. If you do not beleive these reports, here is a spy photo of you leaving the McDonalds across the street from your house. Is this true?

8. What do you think of THAT?

 

*Thunder gets nearer*

 

9. Did you even know that we had placed spies to watch your every move?

10. Pretty slick, eh?

11. And why do you think we're spying on you?

12. Well, well, Mr. B6. What type of food do ya have in the upper left-hand secret cabinet that you get to by taking four right turns in the hall ways that lead you to your kitchen?

13. Got any nuts in there do ya?

14. Any of the type like the fruit from the Macadamia tetraphylla?

15. Did you, or did you not slaughter hundreds of these not just 5 to 3 days ago?

16. Then how come reports claim that dreadful sounds such as: "Mmmmmm" and "Ohhhh these are goooood" came from your house not just 5 to 3 days ago?

 

*Lighting strikes*

 

17. EX-PLA-NATION!!

 

*Light turns off*

 

18. Ah! What has happened with the power?

 

*The sound of a scream is heard through the old jail house, and the crunch of a innocent Macadamia nut being owned echoes through the halls. The true killer is still on the loose...*

1. This one.

2. Today.

3. Ah, the infamous triple leap year. I'm not going to tell you what I was doing!

4. Buying Christmas presents.

5. Wrapping them.

6. I may or may not be a playing card. I think people who have met me could answer this for you with more certainty.

7. There is no McDonalds across the street, only a deli, laundromat, and a bagel place.

8. All lies.

9. So that's who those people I felt compelled to terminate were...

10. Not slick enough.

11. Because you're creeps.

12. Cereal. Frosted Flakes, to be specific.

13. Nope.

14. Definitely not.

15. Pretty sure I didn't.

16. You'll understand in the future.

17. I'd rather not.

18. That would be my counter-spies coming to rescue me. Ah ha!

Want to see your questions answered? PM them to me and put 'Mailbag' in the subject line. I'll pick the few I like the best and answer them in the next update.

Conclusion

Well that was fun. So remember kids, stay away from macadamia nuts (unless you like them, of course), and come to BrickFair next year!