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Taka-Tahu-Nuva

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Today was... okay? Not as exciting as I expected.

 

First of all, basic facts - I live in Israel, in case you didn't know. As pointed out in the last entry, over here military service is mandatory - which means anyone who finishes high school joins the army. You guys get college, we get army. Yeah.

 

What is usually referred to as "Tzav 1" is basically your first introduction to the system. You get it at the age of 16/17. You go to this place and, well, answer a lot of questions. And wait in line. That's basically what I did all day.

 

Less interesting details below;

 

I got there at around 7:30 AM. They put a sticker on your identity card, which acts like a barcode. You show it to a machine before entering each 'station' - your name is then registered on the computer, and you wait for them to call out for you. The first station is Info Verification. I sat in front of a guy who asked me details about my life - name, parents' name, birth place, school, etc. These were pretty straight-forward questions. He then read some obscure sentences and asked me to write them (to see if there are any spelling errors... Again, there were some obscure words there, that aren't really used in modern Hebrew).

 

Next part was the health tests. The doctor asked questions regarding my medical history (or lack of, in my case). Ran some basic breathing tests. He already had my height/weight on file. Now's the surprising part; before today, I (and everybody I know) thought I was severely underweight (seriously, I'm almost anorectic... isn't that right, Shippou? lol), which made me think they wouldn't accept me for any Field position. Well, turns out, I only need to gain 1.5kg by the time I enlist (more than a year from now) to get Profile 97, which is the highest possible. For example, 64 means you have a serious problem, and can only work in Intelligence (or similar desk positions), and Profile 35 means you have some sort of rare disease and can hardly do anything. So, 97, not quite what I expected.

 

Getting kinda sleepy now, so I'll make this short. Next part was Personal Interviews - similar to the first part, but not quite. Here they ask you stuff that determine your psych - how's your social life, family status, willingness to serve, stuff like that. I think I did good here.

 

Final station, and longest one, was the psycho-technic exams. Very vital to what position you'll be getting (or so they say). You sit in front of a computer, they ask you a lot of annoying questions, you choose the right answer, like a quiz. Normally I'd consider this fun, thing is, there's a time limit, something like 20 minutes for every 25 questions. So less than a minute for each question. These range from reading comprehension, to math, to vocabulary, to "which shape belongs here?". This took something like an hour and a half. I had to guess a lot of them, due to the time restrictions... hope I did okay.

 

And then I went home and did nothing for the rest of the day.

 

Questions/comments/etc please?

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Sounds interesting, especially the psycho-technic exams. It seems fairly automated with the cards and such, am I right?

 

And here I was thinking you were British for some reason. Huh. ._.

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Serious TTN. This just feels wrong.

 

Not like boo TTN should only be nonsensical wrong, but like something feels wrong here wrong. :/

 

Maybe I'm just misreading.

 

*anorexic.

 

Hey, people think I'm anorexic too! *High five*

-Laka

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Serious TTN. This just feels wrong.

 

Not like boo TTN should only be nonsensical wrong, but like something feels wrong here wrong. :/

 

Maybe I'm just misreading.

 

*anorexic.

 

Hey, people think I'm anorexic too! *High five*

-Laka

This. Seeing you so sober and serious and well, the idea of you joining the military really isn't quite part of the image of the otherwise so happy TTN we're used to - but maybe that's just me.

 

It seems like you're like... dunno. Like, your sense of humor is leaking (even though it probably isn't).

 

... bleh

 

Still, here's to hoping you do well and are able to serve your country in a time of crisis.

 

Since you said "first introduction", I take it you'll be doing this again? Or is this the only introduction, then when they process this they decide where you go and then you just go?

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See, I can't agree with Israel's policies (or heck, foundation where it is!) based on my study of history, but I also understand that every country is full of plenty of nice people.

 

So good luck, I guess. If I was in your position, I'd have chopped my own legs off or left the country.

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And here I was thinking you were British for some reason. Huh. ._.

British people are awesome, but I am far from being one. ;_;

 

Serious TTN. This just feels wrong.

 

Not like boo TTN should only be nonsensical wrong, but like something feels wrong here wrong. :/

 

Maybe I'm just misreading.

 

*anorexic.

 

Hey, people think I'm anorexic too! *High five*

-Laka

This. Seeing you so sober and serious and well, the idea of you joining the military really isn't quite part of the image of the otherwise so happy TTN we're used to - but maybe that's just me.

 

It seems like you're like... dunno. Like, your sense of humor is leaking (even though it probably isn't).

 

... bleh

 

Still, here's to hoping you do well and are able to serve your country in a time of crisis.

 

Since you said "first introduction", I take it you'll be doing this again? Or is this the only introduction, then when they process this they decide where you go and then you just go?

wait wha huh, didn't see this coming. o_O; Just figured I'd write an informative entry about what the process is like, didn't really see any place for jokes here. :shrugs:

 

I meant 'introduction' like, the former basically. I think I'll be going there again. I don't really know. (Shippou, again, if you are reading this maybe you can explain further?)

 

See, I can't agree with Israel's policies (or heck, foundation where it is!) based on my study of history, but I also understand that every country is full of plenty of nice people.

 

So good luck, I guess. If I was in your position, I'd have chopped my own legs off or left the country.

You are entitled to your opinion. ^_^ Let me ask you this - if you were required to join the Australian Defense Force by next year, would you go?

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Nope. I disagree with all their current non-peacekeeping activities. Not to mention I despise their "don't ask don't tell" policies and I could never pick up a weapon and shoot someone.

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wait wha huh, didn't see this coming. o_O; Just figured I'd write an informative entry about what the process is like, didn't really see any place for jokes here. :shrugs:

Maybe I'm seeing it wrong, dunno, maybe I'm just seeing past this entry into the future.

 

Just the general concept of "serious business Private Daniel" as opposed to "lol whos ttn oh him hes cool" just feels weird.

 

Nope. I disagree with all their current non-peacekeeping activities. Not to mention I despise their "don't ask don't tell" policies and I could never pick up a weapon and shoot someone.

This. I couldn't kill someone who I knew had a family and friends and still retain a clear conscience.

 

Also, what is "don't ask, don't tell"? I hear it all the time and never quite found out what it actually is.

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Ahhhh the quiz! I loved it, the time restriction made sure you have a good time reaction which made it even better. And yes I had to guess some of those too, but Definitely answered all of them.

 

Now for the actual answers, Miss Bianca calm down it is cake in the army except for the first few weeks.

 

The introduction like TTN mentioned is besically checking you out so they know where to put you, not torment anyone. I can definitely say Daniel won't go around shooting Arabics with his life at stake or anything like that.

 

Now, as much as I hear the army is only bad for those of bad decipline. You listen=your kay

You don't=they put you in jail for a few days.

 

(personal info edited out - TTN)

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