You sheep, you just don't understand the way the world works, do you? You're following what authority wants you to believe, when the truth is under your very nose.

The government is controlled by Ganondorf. Don't believe me? Then why is there a TRIFORCE in DC's layout? And why can you see the outline of GANONDORF HIMSELF in the buildings?!?! I've taken the time and effort to shed the light on this awful conspiracy perpetuated by the pigs controlling this country.