light green=Jacob

I WATCH YOU SLEEP LOL

OM GOD THAT'S TOTALITY HOT

SCREW YOU U SUCK

NO I'MMA KILL MY SELF NOW

LOL HAI

I'MMA JUMP OFF CLIFF LOL

LOL I LOVE U

NO I LOVER MY STALKER!

TOO BAD LOL FORCED MAKE OUT

I'MMA GO JUMP OF CLIFF NOW

LOL I'M BACK LETS GET MARRIED!

LOL K

BABIES

LOL I LOVER UR BABY I'MMA KIDNAP HER IN MY WHITE UNMARKED VAN

LOL VAMPIRE FIGHT

THE END

all three books summed up

Oh it's so nice that Edward finally has a girlfriend!

Gee, he's only been stalking other girls for 114 years now?

Fourth book summary: Bella is a destructive my mom and stuff breaks

Also abusive vampire

lluvy don't insult your mom like that