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Typical Conversation With The Orb


Ka-Chan

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SCREAMIN JESUS: "09'S BEST MOVIES?" Hint if we have any decency left Inglorious Basterds won't be on there

The Blorb: wai

SCREAMIN JESUS: Because it's a historically innacurate movie that's sole drive was to show mindless brutal violence

The Blorb: it's supposed to be innacurate THEY KILLED HITLER.

SCREAMIN JESUS: Nazi or no nazi, an eye for an eye only makes the world go blind, yet the movie glorifies it

The Blorb: yes because it is a movie about a war

The Blorb: don't judge it until you've seen it

SCREAMIN JESUS: I'm not going to see a movie that's all about brutally murdering captives

The Blorb: I bet you'd watch Rambo

SCREAMIN JESUS: No, Rambo ain't my thing either.

SCREAMIN JESUS: Violence is one thing when it's kill-or-be-killed action.

SCREAMIN JESUS: I'm all for that

SCREAMIN JESUS: But when it's basically torturing defenseless captives and glorifying it, that's when I have a problem.

The Blorb: yeah, agreed.

The Blorb: Hey want to know a secret

SCREAMIN JESUS: wat

The Blorb: BOTH OF US ARE STILL AWAKE

SCREAMIN JESUS: YES I KNOW

The Blorb: HOW ABOUT WE RECTIFY

The Blorb: THIS MISTAKE

The Blorb: THE ABOVE BEING AN EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE

SCREAMIN JESUS: I WOULD BUT YOUR MICHAEL YTP'S GRISLY IMAGERY IS HAUNTING MY BRAIN

The Blorb: ...

The Blorb: Emma's stupid dance THE GAME

SCREAMIN JESUS: =String of colorful tongues too explicit to be shown to a room full of sailors, let alone Bzpowerlings=

The Blorb: Niiiiiiiight

SCREAMIN JESUS: YOOOU BASTER

The Blorb: Baai

SCREAMIN JESUS: GOOD DAY SIR

The Blorb is now Offline.

 

 

Notice how we shifted gears from intelligent conversation to full blown stupidity in under a minute. Personally I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

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Our convos could become that...

 

HAVE YOU GIVEN UP ON WHAT WE HAD ;_______;

 

 

Also, you should change some words on there cause like zomg filter

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On the History Channel they said Hitler Survived and had a wife and

kids in Sweden. Even old footage showing him with his wife and kids but I don't know if that was forged fake video though IDK? :shrugs:

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Who cares it's Hitler that makes it funny by default

Godwin's Law amirite

 

although really what he did isn't funny at all

 

it's rather tragic

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