I'm in Wisconsin, celebrating the new year with Aunt Lori and Uncle Scott and Cousin Jonathan and Aunt Mary and Cousin Rachel and Uncle Tony and Cousin Nathan and Cousin-in-Law Shelly and Cousin Jacob and Cousin David and Cousin-in-Law Lily and Uncle J.P. and Aunt Chery and Cousin Lukas and cooky old Uncle Mike.

Jacob, Nathan, Rachel, Mary, David. What a bunch of biblical names.