So here's what happened:

I was sitting at my TV, watching some cartoons, when all of the sudden Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, and all of those other dudes came rushing at me. Needless to say, I tried to get away from them, as they looked like zombies. Bugs caught me and threw me into a closet and commandeered my account for a while. Recently, I was able to escape and turn everything back to normal.

EDITBUMP: Good, I didn't miss the promotions.

Kex: We'll miss ya.

Iruini Nuva: That one's a shock. I haven't seen him online in a long time.

Spink: Long overdue, man.

Makaru: We'll miss you too.

Darth Vader: No surprises there.

Nukaya Cloud Fire: Wow. I don't think I can take such a long name in that green shade.

Senjo: Great writing skills = good reporter.

The only one that was predicted was DV, by the members in my "Admin for a Day" blog series. Zeddy would be FL and Velox and I would be FAs if it'd been up to them, though, so maybe it's for the best.