I mean my BZP username, of course. There's not much coolishness about my real name except for its odd spelling and the fact that it has two syllables and only three letters.

• Formed from the letters R & P (see new content block). Okay, maybe not that cool.
• Can be rearranged to form the word "pray".
• Great for tacking prefixes and suffixes on, e.g. Arpyesque, Pre-Arpyist-Era, Arpyfication, etc....I should make a dictionary!
• Is short and easy to tack on the end of a post as a signature, unlike "Atawhahirihurutokox, Toa of those little plastic rings they put on the necks of plastic bottles, and also of Wiimotes"
• Is memorable, hopefully.
• Great for nicknames, e.g. Arps, RP, Arpster, etc.

P.S. No cat pic today, I'm not on my home computer and I'm not going to buy a flash drive just so I can put cat pictures on it and drag it around with me.