Toa Achilles (Tums)

DEAR BOB! I died laughing. Fortunately I respawned.

Periodic functions? Oh, right, right. Wait, that has nothing to do with this. Oh well. (Can barely read it, but still bawesome.)

Actually, I think people can figure it out without the 6th or 7th line, to be honest. The more important stuff is in the rest of them.

Good point. But then what does the rest of it mean? There aren't spades nor clubs in music, or as far as I know. Well, there are nightclubs that play music, but that's not the answer.

I miss band too, but it'd be better if we did something other than "nothing but Key Poulan music, which all happen to sound like the same song."

No. Think of this as a set of directions. Carry them out, and what do you get?

Well, where's the fun in that? The only reasons riddles were invented was for people to try and solve them.

Read comment seven, please.

Actually, that's not a bad interpretation. It's not the right answer, but it entertained me.

I have decided, to keep you all occupied until I have the ability to update regularly, I will give you the absolute most difficult riddle I could ever concoct. And this time, no hints. Winner gets a free pixel art avatar, banner, or whatever. Although, if you really do get stuck, try listening to some "music".

All right, all right, here's the only other thing I shall mention. Not a hint, but an honest inferment. This isn't a "What am I?" riddle. Think of it as... a recipe. Anyone seen the movie National Treasure?

I'm refrainting from giving hints, and probably posting here during this, but I tell you, probably the biggest challenge, Bfahome, is finding out what you're looking for...

Finnally reached 1500 posts, giving me the title of "Submerged." It only took me what, 2 years? ... It takes a LOOONG time to sumberge? That must be pretty viscous protodermis, dude.

Bob actually made it past preliminaries! Brawl party!!

Yes, I know which picture you speak of. However, you may like to know I am disguising my voice to be higher than it normally is. I may also throw in a few accents if no one takes offense.