Why'd the Colts have to lose?! D=

So near the beginning, one of the guys at the party I went to said that if the Colts won, America would turn Communist. Because of this, I had the perfect post-game plan. If the Colts won, I would walk across the room, shake his hand, look him in the eyes, and tell him "Good game, Comrade". And then the Saints won, and now I'm sad.

Also, only comment here if you are saying something good about the Colts. Any anti-Colts comments shall be edited to say the opposite of what was actually said.