...That due to my not-so-good reputation, tall size, temper, beliefs, and how much faked-respect I get from my classmates, I suspect that if we ever do one of those 'voted most likely to' things in high school, I'd be voted 'Most likely to have a horrific mental breakdown and kill something'. Yeah. Sad how predictable that is, isn't it?

And maybe Santa wouldn't just be a suspect burglar/person rumored to do much worse things than steal, but he'd be a horrifying campfire horror figure... "The man in the red suit with the mutant reindeer"... He would be seen as a creepy old man who broke into homes worldwide, traveling about on his fearsome sky-chariot with evil reindeer monsters, led by a creature with a burning red nose, once a year to spread terror and emotionally scar small children, leaving behind gifts as bribes to silence them, and invincible, with the Air Force unable to catch his dementingly fast sleigh as he went about scaring the $#@%& out of people, not even the fastest missiles able to catch up to the payload he carried and its driver.