You Suck.
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This entry is a tribute to the wonderful vacuum cleaner that resides in the closet. Scares cats. Picks up stuff off the floor. Picks up cats. Scares stuff off the floor.
But nah, really. I'm thinking more along the lines of this blog.
You get over 100 entries, you start getting low on ideas. That's why I'm -
SECRET TITLE AWARD!
The Title Award for today is "Coolest Thing I Want To See On BZP". This topic got me thinking. What would a Tohu comic be like? Well, one, he doesn't appear to have any fingers, so he'd make it by smashing his head on the keyboard. But then our mascot would have bandages and stuff on his nose. And he doesn't even have a nose, so it'd be like, paradox thing.
He hurt his nose that doesn't exist. That's just how awesome Tohu is.
Also, the subject of the comics. I mean, you're a floating head, you gotta have a sense of humor. Although, who has to say he's a floating head? He might be a stationary, grounded head. Not like grounded, like Mrs. Tohu saying "No more interwebs for you, Gilly Tohu!" but more along the lines of on the ground. And Mrs. Tohu doesn't exist either.
Hapori Tohu created himself. Even more awesomer.
But could he write about the server? The admins? The global warming and world hunger and all that? Eh. Tohu's a pretty cool guy. Thing. Head. Without a nose.
: TA Winners :
Most Misleading Band Name : Men Without Hats
Best Animal Name : Yak
Worst Sports Mascot : Stanford Tree
Most Annoying Bionicle Character : Vakama
Worst Thing Ever : Spam
Coolest Thing Not On BZP : Tohu's Comics
*adjustment made to Vakama, instead of Vakama Hordika, oopsie
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