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POW POW POW Alright, I'm handing out a small Title Award today, because they are COOL and they need to be done more often. Today I'll be handing out another misnomer award - Most Misleading Subforum Name. And who does it go to? Comics and Comedies! Now, the general population's opinion of these two areas of BZP is that they suck. Well, the general public's opinion is right for once. It's just not comical or comedic in any way. There's good ones, sure, but they're not worth wading through the bad ones for. And also, they're totally subliminal messages. I mean, "Commie dies"? What? So, boo on you. /typical ignorant about the comic forums Please, just make some instead of complaining. D: -Exo (awesome)
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Well, I didn't enter BBC. Probably next time. I already have some builds, but eh. No introduction necessary. Our coveted Title Award today goes to Binkmeister, who gets our coveted "Coolest BZPer With The Name Binkmeister" award. Aren't I clever, ha ha ha, etc... I'm out of ideas, you say? No. No, not hardly. For you see, I am giving out another Title Award! For the two! Most Uncalled For Title Award Award goes to the Allais paradox, for being something I got to through like, fifty Wikipedia clicks. I have no idea what it is, and I don't care.
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This entry is a tribute to the wonderful vacuum cleaner that resides in the closet. Scares cats. Picks up stuff off the floor. Picks up cats. Scares stuff off the floor. But nah, really. I'm thinking more along the lines of this blog. You get over 100 entries, you start getting low on ideas. That's why I'm - SECRET TITLE AWARD! The Title Award for today is "Coolest Thing I Want To See On BZP". This topic got me thinking. What would a Tohu comic be like? Well, one, he doesn't appear to have any fingers, so he'd make it by smashing his head on the keyboard. But then our mascot would have bandages and stuff on his nose. And he doesn't even have a nose, so it'd be like, paradox thing. He hurt his nose that doesn't exist. That's just how awesome Tohu is. Also, the subject of the comics. I mean, you're a floating head, you gotta have a sense of humor. Although, who has to say he's a floating head? He might be a stationary, grounded head. Not like grounded, like Mrs. Tohu saying "No more interwebs for you, Gilly Tohu!" but more along the lines of on the ground. And Mrs. Tohu doesn't exist either. Hapori Tohu created himself. Even more awesomer. But could he write about the server? The admins? The global warming and world hunger and all that? Eh. Tohu's a pretty cool guy. Thing. Head. Without a nose. : TA Winners : Most Misleading Band Name : Men Without Hats Best Animal Name : Yak Worst Sports Mascot : Stanford Tree Most Annoying Bionicle Character : Vakama Worst Thing Ever : Spam Coolest Thing Not On BZP : Tohu's Comics *adjustment made to Vakama, instead of Vakama Hordika, oopsie
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That's right, to celebrate the current 100th entry (cuz I'll delete more old ones if I have to), we're doing absolutely nothing! So kick back, relax, crack open a bag of Doritos, and... What? Awards? Darn. Well, I guess... The award today goes to Worst Thing Ever. Yes, that's a pretty good subject, don't you think? Sure, sure, make all the Barney and Teletubby jokes, make all your Fall Out Boy and All-American Rejects jokes (oh wait, I do that), entertain us with your speeches on broccoli. But none quite stands up to spam, in all its many forms. Loathed as a thing to eat, loathed as a thing to see, and loathed as a human being in a kickin' costume. The only good thing about it is its anagramyness - maps, pams, smap, amps, blob, badger, etc. Many uncongrats to you, spam. : TA Winners : Most Misleading Band Name : Men Without Hats Best Animal Name : Yak Worst Sports Mascot : Stanford Tree Most Annoying Bionicle Character : Vakama Hordika Worst Thing Ever : Spam
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So, in the growing fad of people doing actual interesting things in their blog, I'm starting a thingybob. I'll give a title to something for being something, and you'll wonder if I could be less specific. So, today, I'll start it off with two things. Men Without Hats was a bad 80's group, but they're going to get mentioned in the veeeery first Title Award (henceforth referred to as TA, because I'm lazy) Entry. They had such...ahem...wonderful songs as Safety Dance. But disturbing news - sometimes, they wore hats; and there was a girl in the band. Furthermore, according to that picture, one of their members was a snowman. So I'm going to award them the most hiiiighly prestigious title of "Most Misleading Band Name". And for the second one, I believe it's time to award the Best Animal Name TA. What did you think it was? Llama? Penguin? Wrong-o, fool! It's the yak, the yakky yak yak. Why? Because yak is fun to say, you yakker. Yak. ... Yak. : TA Winners : Most Misleading Band Name : Men Without Hats Best Animal Name : Yak
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Welcome to the MOST EXTREME TITLE CHALLENGE! I mean... I figure it's about time to do another one, since I was slightly bored, and figure I should get all this cool stuff kick-started. While trying to avoid my dreaded English paper. So today, I'm just going with another genericy thing : Worst Sports Mascot. And though there is plenty of competition in this great field of lists, feel free to disagree with me or praise me for being the coolest person ever when I say the Stanford Tree really, REALLY freaks me out. Just...really. Instant winner (loser) right there, I must say. So...blugh...Stanford, congratulations on your TA. : TA Winners : Most Misleading Band Name : Men Without Hats Best Animal Name : Yak Worst Sports Mascot : Stanford Tree
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I do. I really do. You'd swear a monkey wrote what I write, but that's too mean. To the monkey, that is. This monkey would have had to never gone to monkey kindergarten, if such a thing exists. But I do feel special for having it, as bad handwriting is a privelege usually reserved for doctors. Now, I've made, in my career, about a tenth of what a doctor earns for going to the bathroom in the morning. But it makes me feel like I'm stickin' it to the man, cause I can have terrible handwriting too. It's wonderlicious. But perhaps it's time for another one of those great events, that the world more or less stops for on a dime (which starts to get expensive, cause of all the dimes) - The Title Awards! We're just gonna hand out one today, and this award is for Most Annoying Bionicle Character. Taipu obviously deserves a mention, but he's just so annoying it's actually cool. No, I believe this one goes to Vakama Hordika, who has "let his friends down" around 79 times, by my last count. Also, then he turned evil, and acted like it wasn't his fault. Pfffft. He's such "a super cool dude". The one redeeming quality is that Bionicle Rex quote, "likes", unquote, him. Congratulations, schmagulations, Vakama Hordika! : TA Winners : Most Misleading Band Name : Men Without Hats Best Animal Name : Yak Worst Sports Mascot : Stanford Tree Most Annoying Bionicle Character : Vakama Hordika
