Ready to sprite, just tell me what to do!

How do you apply?

I'll just stay to the side, ready your comics, and critique.

Absorba, you know none of your comics are alive?

I'd love to be an author, but I'd probably just procrastinate and hold up the topic and then I'd post a BIG SPEECH on how they should be patient with me and then Pohuaki would get on my back and so on and so forth. But, I could sprite things for you. Y'see, I'm much better at making sprites than I am at making comics.

ooh, i will.

When will this ever come to fruition?